TW: we got a sticky situation here...

okay i was in 6th grade may the 6th, it was the day i was exactly 12.5 years, in math class i felt like i peed in my pants… i know how stupid. my mom has always been straightforward and supporting when it comes to me knowing about my body… sigh!! but i was in school… when it was time to switch periods i asked my best friend the ultimate derp question :umm am i stained?

most of my friends had already gotten it so i had faked i had my period to fit in, and little could i have known the answer would be …yes you are!

i helplessly asked every girl in class for a pad and raced towards the bathroom, we only had 3 minutes in the bathroom because the teacher was retarded and thought we would skip. i was in such a hurry that i put the pad on backwards, yes the adhesive was stuck to my vagina!!! god almighty why was i so dumb?

anyhow in 7th period i went on to change my pad when i noticed it didnt peel off, let’s say… gently.. and i tugged at it for a while fidgeting with the sticky thing. this went on for like a minute until…RIPPPPPP! to put a long story short, not only had i gotten my period, but i got myself a nice little brazilian pad wax!

 me+ period = embarrasing mortyfying horrid moments…ouch!